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Old 12-12-2017, 06:20 AM   #1
minnisharma
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Join Date: Aug 2015
Location: Gurgaon, India
Posts: 134
Default Lovely Sexy Hot Agressive Jokes

Boy: I Wanna Fuck U...
Girl: Tameez Se Bt Karo..!!
Boy: Allah Talah K Fazalo Karam Se,
Khuda Ka Ye Nek Banda,
Mohtrma Ko Arzu-E-Fitrat Se,
Be-Itehan Chodna Chahta Hai..
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HUSBAND:
Darling Tumhara
Kabhi Dil Nahi
Chahta Ke Tum
Mard Hoti,
:
WIFE:
Kyun Aaj Tumhara
Apni Gand Marvane
Ka Mann Kar Raha Hai Kya ?
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CONFDNCE Is Wen U're At A Mdical Store
& Ask For 20 Condoms & U Hear
2 Grls Behnd You Gigglng..
You Turn Around, Look Them In The Eyes
And Say,
"Make It 22"
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1 Ladka GUTER Me Gir Gaya.
Tabhi 1 Ladki Ki Awaaz Aayi,
'SURF EXCEL HE NA "DAAG Achhye HAIN"..'
Boy-Teri Maa Ki.....
DAAG ITANE HI Achhey Hain TOH NICHEY WHISPER Q Lagaati Hai..??
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Ek Mohabbat Hi Nahi Hoti Duniya Mein
Dard Ki Wajah..!!
.
.
Zip Me Aaya Lawda Bhi Gaand Phaadh Deta
Hai Bc..!!!
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"KAASH" Asi G.F. Miley Jo Kahey -
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarha.
Udaas Kyon Rehte Ho Tanha SHAAM Ki Tarah.
Aao Mere BOOBS Choos Lo Dashehri AAM Ki Tarha..
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Suhagrat Ko Pati Ne Puchha,
"Tumne Shaadi Se Pehle
Kitni Baar SEX Kiya Hai?.."
Wife Ne 1 Lifafa Diya Jisme
Chawal K Kuch Daaney Aur 200Rs/- The.
Pati- Ye Kya?
Wife - Main Jab Bhi SEX Karti Thi
To 1 Chawal Isme Daal Deti Thi.
Pati-(Daaney Gin K) Bus 7 Baar?
Aur Ye 200 Rs Kyun?
Wife-4 Kilo Chawal Beche The
Ye Uske Paise Hain....
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Feri Wala-Chaddi Lelo, Bra Lelo...
Girl-Tumhey Sharam Nahi Kya, Gandey Shabd Bol Rahey Ho, Koi Dusrey Naam Se Bolo.
Feriwala-Gand K Khol Lelo, Chuchi K Khol Lelo.



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