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Austin
07-03-2002, 09:39 AM
This gallery has to be the absolute worst I have seen. His images suck so bad they made me laugh. His description "Big tits indian babe" has nothing to do with the content.
http://sex4asians.com/asiasn50/day1704.html
If this was done by anyone here on the Foogie board, they should get another job. I hear Burger King is hiring, and they give you free french fries too. Anyone else got any crappy galleries? I would like to see if they can get any worse.

Scuzz
07-03-2002, 10:38 AM
Hey! whatta thing to say! It took a lotta work to get that "ripply-glass" effect and still keep the pics up around 60-70K! :wink:

eru
07-03-2002, 11:47 AM
Stop posting my galleries Austin! I worked really hard on them!

MyCatsBreathSmellsLikeCat
07-03-2002, 03:40 PM
hahaha..i must be the most lazy ass webmaster. i would never bother clicking on the images and checking them.....i bet he's posted on uh-oh..

hehe...another thing to check on my 'to do list' = P

07-03-2002, 11:42 PM
Oh man those pics suck....the worst is when you see ppl do that and they use free hosts :oops:

eru
07-06-2002, 03:40 AM
http://sex4asians.com/asiasn50/aspics_10.jpg

"I fucked her"

Austin
07-07-2002, 02:08 AM
Hey!!! That's a pic of my mother. Whatsup wit dat?

Mikey
07-08-2002, 12:22 AM
Whenever I see a topic like this I always expect to see one of my galleries posted!

Austin
07-09-2002, 03:13 AM
I have tried to get my images this bad, but cannot seem to do so while keeping them up at 60-70kb. Is there a special filter for this?

eru
07-09-2002, 03:31 AM
I have tried to get my images this bad, but cannot seem to do so while keeping them up at 60-70kb. Is there a special filter for this?

Yes -- it's called AOL usenet :)

Austin
07-10-2002, 09:23 AM
Here is another one:
http://sex-asians.com/category07_07/asiasn108.html
Not quite as bad as the other one, but close.
What happened with the sponsor banners?
Guess that's what happens when you don't check your work.

Scuzz
07-10-2002, 09:41 AM
I love Galleries like that...If the pics are any good, I post 'em every time. I noticed on the above gallery that 2 of the broken banners aren't even linked to anything.
We've even got one guy at Kiko's who doesn't put any banners or ads at all on his galleries :idea: What a genius. :idea:

Scuzz
07-10-2002, 11:25 AM
Speaking of bad galleries....
Some guy submitted this to me tonight.
http://www.boink69.com/tgp/001/index003.html
Calls himself "webmaster@boink69.com" Pfah! I checked boink69, and all it does is redirect to a bunch of ads and a popup or 2.
I never want to have to check his galleries again. He should send me a username and password that he wants so he gets automatic posting. That way I won't have to look at all that perverted naked young chickie stuff. :oops:

CrazyAL
07-10-2002, 12:51 PM
:lol: never knew what to do with that domain, I have tried a number of things, link site, TGP, top list blab blab........ the domain kinda sux but still gets se and other traffic so I keep it. I wanted boink.com so bad but some foo got it before me, it was nothing for so long too so it drove me bonkers.

CrazyAL
07-10-2002, 12:53 PM
Don't worry I won't redirect that gallery to unlimited popups until you post it :twisted:

Austin
07-11-2002, 09:23 AM
Asian pornstar jade hsu
Visny webmaster@sex-asians.com
209.152.106.74
http://sex-asians.com/category07_08/asiasn108.html
Post Date: 2002-07-08 03:05:37

boy that jade hsu relly gets around

Austin
07-18-2002, 09:46 AM
Man this bitch is ugly.
http://sexinsect.com/asian/117/24018.html
Apologies if she is related to anyone here.

Scuzz
07-18-2002, 10:35 AM
I especially like the way her tits go all the way around to her back.
This one looks like she's been through the mill too!
http://www.coolsexworld.com/01_30/001/001_048.html

eru
07-19-2002, 04:20 PM
I especially like the way her tits go all the way around to her back.
This one looks like she's been through the mill too!
http://www.coolsexworld.com/01_30/001/001_048.html

404

Corbu
07-19-2002, 11:48 PM
Damn Austin quit with the death trap sites!
that "worst gallery" was pop up hell!
took a dump on my machine! good thing i'm on OSX

just kidding

anybody know of pop up killers for a mac?

TigerLily
07-20-2002, 12:05 AM
:shock: What did this guy do, blow up thmbnails into a full size pic? Yuck. Should be banned from the Net for all eternity. :lol:

Scuzz
07-20-2002, 12:10 AM
Funny. works for me. Must be a temporary abberration. Don't sweat it. She's butt-ugly.

Austin
09-06-2002, 11:10 AM
some foo submitted this tonite.
http://w1.swiftporn.com/kartr/gallery33220.html
with the gallery description of "beautiful housewife"
must be a canadian thing.

Austin
09-06-2002, 11:19 AM
Just got another one:
http://www1.toptgphost.com/bernpiv/gallery33687.html
"Sexy Nylon Babe"

Scuzz
09-06-2002, 11:36 AM
Har de Har Har!
I can just see it....
"Honey we're gonna shoot our own content and make a million dollars on the internet"
"Oh, OK, sounds like fun"
Click click
"WHATTAYA MEAN you called me a RADDLED OLD SLUT!!! You sonufabitch. NO SUPPER FOR YOU!!!"
"...yes dear"
"Sexy gorgeous beautiful amateur nylon housewife babe with incredible tits and a knockout face poses exclusively"
"...is that ok?"
"Yes honey, now take more pics we're not rich yet."

ALOTI
09-06-2002, 01:05 PM
MOM!!!!!! :shock:

freeman
09-09-2002, 03:44 PM
http://www21.smutserver.com/babes/awol7/555/a1.html

Shoplifter
09-10-2002, 06:29 AM
Anything done by the guy that runs bustyasians.net. Stolen distorted pics and 47 banners. :x

If he cleaned it up he would get listed here every day.

http://www.bustyasians.net/tgp/post255/post255dc.html

Lamp3y3
09-11-2002, 01:35 PM
Anything done by the guy that runs bustyasians.net. Stolen distorted pics and 47 banners. :x

If he cleaned it up he would get listed here every day.

http://www.bustyasians.net/tgp/post255/post255dc.html

Distortion? those pics ae really good for the web. perfect size and rez

what did i miss?

Austin
10-02-2002, 06:56 PM
What the fuck is up with this?
http://www.pornlinksunion.com/galleries/hardcore/asian/asianblowjobblowout13.html
it keeps popping up a button saying you must be 18 to view this.
sorry eru, I guess you can't look.

eru
10-03-2002, 03:06 AM
What the fuck is up with this?
http://www.pornlinksunion.com/galleries/hardcore/asian/asianblowjobblowout13.html
it keeps popping up a button saying you must be 18 to view this.
sorry eru, I guess you can't look.

I see naked people...everywhere!

webgurl
10-04-2002, 04:13 AM
What the fuck is up with this?
http://www.pornlinksunion.com/galleries/hardcore/asian/asianblowjobblowout13.html
it keeps popping up a button saying you must be 18 to view this.
sorry eru, I guess you can't look.

LOL... hahaha thats hillarious no affence eru

Austin
10-10-2002, 09:00 PM
Prime example of piss poor gallery.
Thumbs distorted with crappy images.
Fucking full page ad at top.
404 TGP recip and Scam tgp recip.
http://asian.xpreview.net/gal/05/index30.html

eru
10-10-2002, 09:16 PM
Prime example of piss poor gallery.
Thumbs distorted with crappy images.
Fucking full page ad at top.
404 TGP recip and Scam tgp recip.
http://asian.xpreview.net/gal/05/index30.html

I wonder if those pics were scanned from a book. :roll:

Scuzz
11-22-2002, 10:00 AM
http://www.saladtosser.com/private/11-20/hardcore/index2115.htm
Been a long time since I've seen a bitmap!
The thumbs are 20+K, and the pics are a meg and a half :lol: :lol: :lol:

Yanglike
11-22-2002, 04:47 PM
Was this gallery created with ms paint?


:P

Scuzz
11-28-2002, 09:37 AM
Ya gotta love these guys that really check their Handiwork.
http://www9.kinghost.com/asian/sexyteen/p228/index14.html

walter
11-28-2002, 09:53 AM
Ya gotta love these guys that really check their Handiwork.
http://www9.kinghost.com/asian/sexyteen/p228/index14.html
Is this for your new anorexia niche :roll:

Scuzz
11-28-2002, 10:08 AM
Is this for your new anorexia niche :roll:
Hey! Great idea!
Narrow pics of anorexic girls screwing skinny guys with loooong thin dicks!
I'll make a fortune :wink:

walter
11-28-2002, 11:05 AM
Is this for your new anorexia niche :roll:
Hey! Great idea!
Narrow pics of anorexic girls screwing skinny guys with loooong thin dicks!
I'll make a fortune :wink:
... and I'll take 10% of that please :thumb:

ALOTI
11-28-2002, 08:35 PM
I think I will mail the guy a cement block to put on the scanner top! BTW at least he has JGPs elsewhere: http://www.saladtosser.com/private/ I didn't look to far here. I sure am glad I am not paying his BW on the one BMP gallery.

Between the two galleries, I thought the old bifocals were crapping out or I had them on sideways. :shock:

Austin
11-30-2002, 01:44 AM
Here is another weiner.
http://www.freepornbuffet.com/gallery/asian/aika.shtml
When are these guys gonna learn how to make thumbs?
And his moused over sponsor link leads to
http://www.yourdailypicpost.com/ parent directory

Edgey
12-09-2002, 01:07 AM
Guys ever thought about looking at where he is hosted? If hes around with the 1000k files and manages to pay his bandwidth, he must be paying dirt cheap hosting cost.. So what I did was checked where he was hosted and I was right! Dirt fucking cheap bandwidth.. Check it out youself..

Scuzz
12-09-2002, 01:22 AM
I was right! Dirt fucking cheap bandwidth.. Check it out youself..
Aw, come on Edgey!
You've done the work, why not share the link with us just to make it a little easier?
How come everything has to be such a secret? :cry:

Austin
12-12-2002, 11:17 AM
Okay, I am getting upset here.
I told my sister not to post her pics on the internet,
but she did not listen to me.
She says she needs to find a date for the New Years party.
http://www.fantasythai.com/gallerpost/mal/maleegown181.htm
You can reach Honey at 602-506-PETS if you would like to take her out.
Happy Holidays!!!!

ALOTI
12-12-2002, 12:30 PM
Whoa! :shock: Forget the morning coffee, it is single malt time!

walter
12-12-2002, 01:28 PM
Okay, I am getting upset here.
I told my sister not to post her pics on the internet,
but she did not listen to me.
She says she needs to find a date for the New Years party.
http://www.fantasythai.com/gallerpost/mal/maleegown181.htm

now that's scary - does she work at the docks or something?

Austin
02-09-2003, 03:27 PM
Well this gallery is not too bad.
I am just wondering why these small pics are over 100 fucking kb?
http://fareastpussies.com/asn17/index3bji.html

Scuzz
02-09-2003, 03:34 PM
I am just wondering why these small pics are over 100 fucking kb?


Yoicks! Load pretty quick though. I guess the guy has never heard of paying for bandwidth.
Or of the "hey, we actually want to be able to see the smut" rule. :lol:
That girl looks familiar. I wonder if he swiped some asian4u pics or someone like that, and then cut off the logos, and fucked up the re-compression....

shunga
02-09-2003, 09:59 PM
That girl looks familiar. I wonder if he swiped some asian4u pics or someone like that, and then cut off the logos, and fucked up the re-compression....

The girl is in one or two sets from Ounique.

shunga
02-09-2003, 10:04 PM
Well this gallery is not too bad.
I am just wondering why these small pics are over 100 fucking kb?
http://fareastpussies.com/asn17/index3bji.html

Some of the Ounique content has no compression on it, so when you reduce size you still end up with large files. I think he's made the mistake of reducing picture size rather than applying compression.

shunga
02-13-2003, 07:20 PM
That girl looks familiar.

Actually, isn't it Cheryl Lynn Khan..?

shunga
02-16-2003, 10:13 PM
That girl looks familiar.

Actually, isn't it Cheryl Lynn Khan..?

Anyone..? :wink:

Austin
02-16-2003, 11:45 PM
That girl looks familiar.
http://www.fantasythai.com/gallerpost/mal/maleegown181.htm
Actually, isn't it Cheryl Lynn Khan..?
Anyone..? :wink:
I don't think so, but ask Corbu, he is the expert.

shunga
02-16-2003, 11:57 PM
There are at least four sets of the same girl, all shot in August 1998, under the stage name Jennifer Lee. I have the girls real name, but, of course, I don't want to disclose it on a public forum. I'm just curious to know if I'm right. ;)

webgurl
02-16-2003, 11:58 PM
That girl looks familiar.

Actually, isn't it Cheryl Lynn Khan..?

Anyone..? :wink:

No, i can't see how you would think that looks like her in anyway. Complete diffrent bodies and face LOL ..... :D

shunga
02-17-2003, 12:04 AM
That girl looks familiar.

Actually, isn't it Cheryl Lynn Khan..?

Anyone..? :wink:

No, i can't see how you would think that looks like her in anyway. Complete diffrent bodies and face LOL ..... :D

I'm not so sure. If you take into consideration that there's almost a five year difference between her current and those older sets. If anyone knows Cheryl Lynn Khan's real name I'd be glad to compare them. :)

Scuzz
02-17-2003, 12:47 AM
I'm no expert, but that girl would have had to have had a tit reduction if it was Cheryll

ALOTI
02-17-2003, 12:48 AM
I don't think you will get her name. And I seriously don't think that is her in the pics, Might be similar in face, but definitely not body. Hey, drop Corbu a PM. But from doing a feature with her a few months back I can pretty much say it is not CLK.

shunga
02-17-2003, 01:15 AM
Well, if it isn't her, it isn't her, but I still wish I could compare the names. ;) If you look hard enough you can find older sets of Teanna Kai and Lisa Kim at Ounique. That's partly the reason for my curiousity. I also wanted to get the post count up at the weekend. ;)

Austin
02-20-2003, 08:30 AM
I could not believe the load time on this gallery.
http://www.julieleesyourgirl.com/guest.htm

Total Page Size: 2696517 Bytes
Total Objects on the Site: 35
HTML Size: 12618 Bytes
Images: 2683899 Bytes

Connection Speed Download Time

56K 407.02 seconds

128K ISDN 168.53 seconds

1.44MB T1 17.97 seconds

CrazyAL
02-20-2003, 09:31 AM
Should let her or the webmaster know...... the thumbs appear to be the full size pics just resized small :oogle: that's not a good idea :cry:

Scuzz
02-20-2003, 09:58 AM
I dunno who the hell BPM designs is, but they should have to pay triple the bandwidtn for that "gallery".
How fuckin stoopud can you be?
Perfect example of what not to do.
The movies don't work for me, and one of them is over 5 megs!
Only a few seconds long though.
I can't remember the last time I saw some idjit load the original pic into the html with a size tag. 474K=86x114 pixels.
I'm gonna hire them! they do good work.
Pretty girl though. :wink:

Austin
03-03-2003, 05:30 AM
How the fuck do you get these images to look so damn shitty?
http://www.3wisp.com/asian/sexpiny/227/ig077.html

Corbu
03-03-2003, 06:41 AM
damn what morons!!

CrazyAL
03-03-2003, 07:36 AM
The worst thing about this is they use a free host.... I always find it funny when people try to bring down the image size so much when they don't even pay for b/w

ALOTI
03-03-2003, 05:12 PM
I agree Al, This image:
http://www.3wisp.com/asian/sexpiny/227/020.jpg
It is 68K and still looks really bad. The camera lens must be sweating.

Austin
05-26-2003, 06:21 PM
Another example of what not to do.
http://www.thughosting.com/www/pouy/HH/index.htm

shunga
05-26-2003, 07:00 PM
Another example of what not to do.
http://www.thughosting.com/www/pouy/HH/index.htm

Now those are some bold colours. ;)

McSpike
05-26-2003, 09:47 PM
I mean if you bought that pictures, would you pay that much for them just so you can destroy them and make 0 bucks with that crap? No? Well that answers the question about content ownership.

Banned!

With a pics 60k big? Banned! Fucken idiots. The sooner I ban them the better for my nerves next day.

McSpike
05-26-2003, 09:51 PM
Another thing. You use a free host and you try to convince me you found the money to buy pictures that cost a whole a lot more than bandwidh?

Get fucken lost. Banned!

aV
05-27-2003, 06:00 AM
McSpike which site do you run?

McSpike
05-27-2003, 01:18 PM
I run Planet Climax. Just some small shit that will now be driven mostly by sponsor galleries and only partner postings. I am just tired of people who can't treat this as a business. Adios idiots.

World is full of stupid people so why would it be any different in adult internet biz? The sooner you eliminate the stupid factor out of your way the better it is.

Corbu
05-30-2003, 06:46 PM
I have tried to get my images this bad, but cannot seem to do so while keeping them up at 60-70kb. Is there a special filter for this?


ROTFLMAO!!!

hey austin of you find the filter letr me know!
corbu

Austin
05-31-2003, 09:03 AM
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
http://www.lyopsrulezforever.com/free/gallery79.html

Corbu
05-31-2003, 09:07 AM
not only can you not see the thumbs but the thumbs dont match the large images!!!


corbu

webgurl
05-31-2003, 09:38 AM
This is gallery sent to me long time ago its really nice I have kept it (i know this thread is opposite)
but it looks like JB style
http://www.kinghost.com/asian/akl/009/index02.htm

Scuzz
05-31-2003, 11:27 AM
What the fuck is this supposed to be?
http://www.lyopsrulezforever.com/free/gallery79.html
http://www.titsee.com/stuff/smily159.gif
You win!
The pics don't even match the thumbs!
And they're not asians (as far as I can tell)
And they're 50K with only 1 colour!

webgurl
07-18-2003, 08:46 AM
this one is just plain funny http://www.pinkcenterfold.com/tgp/372/index.html

CrazyAL
09-25-2003, 09:06 AM
http://www.detonating-mixture.net/ac/41/

Judging by her hair I guess this one was shot before tigers went on the endangered list :?

webgurl
07-22-2004, 08:17 AM
this is good thread ! :!:

walter
07-22-2004, 09:06 AM
What the fuck is up with this?
http://www.pornlinksunion.com/galleries/hardcore/asian/asianblowjobblowout13.html

I kept looking but I couldn't find an ad for any kitchen appliances :roll: but everything else is advertised there