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Scuzz
06-29-2002, 10:17 AM
So...
I've been hanging around at http://www.jokeaday.com for a few years now. Ray Owens is funnier than hell. He has a real hate on for anybody from AOL, and I enjoy his wit and disparaging comments about them. I've never had to deal with one until the other day. I can see Ray's (and everybody elses) point now.
This guy sends me a note. Not polite, not with a request except "partner" in the subject line. He sends 3 urls. He uses a Yahoo account. I dutifully check the galleries, but I'll only inflict one of them on you guys. http://www.asian-house.com/tadaw/hitdatass149.html
I send this guy back a polite note. To wit:
"Hi, I'm sorry, but your galleries have way too many extra links on them.
We like to see 15-20 thumbnails, and 3 or four advert links not including
freehost stuff. We also require a real email address, not yahoo,
hotmail, excite, etc. Thanks, and try again.
Scuzz, (admin for Kiko)"
About an hour later, I get back 3 links, this is one: http://www7.kinghost.com/asian/dogghouse/hotxxx10.html
and the goddam guy has changed his address to AOL!!!!
Sheesh!

mech
06-29-2002, 10:58 AM
Talk about giving away the farm :roll: . He might as well make house calls to each surfer and stroke 'em off himself :P .

Corbu
06-29-2002, 11:38 AM
talk about excessive my partner saw the same guy when he was running Kikos Asian Thumbs! you think he would have figured it out the first time!

i love the content... i guess i'm partial to it though

06-29-2002, 04:10 PM
Yea -- that guy is giving away *WAY* too much for free.

Scuzz
07-03-2002, 01:09 AM
Just got a note from some guy at AOL. Addressed to Kiko.
The entire content of the message is "what is this about? "
Boy, with that much information I should be able to write the idiot a book!
What a waste of skin.

eru
07-03-2002, 04:25 AM
Be sure that is not a virus Scuzz. Those fucking Klez virus' have the most bizzare subject lines.

steve
07-03-2002, 04:32 AM
from http://www.kikos-asian-thumbs.com/

Kiko News:
Welcome to my new TGP. I'm Kiko Wu, the net's first real Asian Amateur. What is meant by "real"? It means that I design and maintain my own site. It means when you get an e-mail that says "Kiko" it's really me

------------------

Scuzz...you're breaking my heart!! You mean Kiko is not the one writing me those sexy emails :roll:

Scuzz
07-03-2002, 05:00 AM
:lol:
Well, akshully, she does design and maintain HER site. That would be Kiko-wu.com. I daresay she does a lotta work on chintown-girls as well. As far as I know, she and Corbu designed the TGP. I just reject galleries. :twisted:
I've been trying to get her to update that welcome thing, but she seems to think it's OK as is. Personally, I wouldn't call it a "New" TGP anymore.
Just a damn good one.<G>

Austin
07-03-2002, 07:51 AM
I met Kiko and the gals at the internext convention in Vegas, they had a great private party at the MGM Grand. Lots of tequila and jacuzzi fun. Even a nude photo shoot. Will be sure to take my camera next time. Nice girls. I am looking forward to seeing them next year.

steve
07-06-2002, 06:36 AM
hey Scuzz...tell Kiko to come and post her tits here...we need to see some pics of some titties :lol:

steve
07-06-2002, 06:37 AM
and...new pics only...I've already seen her tits about a thousand times on the net :twisted:

Scuzz
07-06-2002, 09:38 AM
She's a little fussy about her tits and whatnot. If you want to see the new stuff, and boy is there ever a shitload of it, ya gotta go sign up at http://www.chinatown-girls.com/cgi-bin/revshare/rt.cgi?revid=ctgirls1404&siteid=1
Blatant Plug, cause you asked for it! :wink:

Austin
07-07-2002, 01:49 AM
Anyone here use AOL?

CrazyAL
07-07-2002, 02:01 AM
ho ho ho....don't think steve will go for that. :lol:

eru
07-07-2002, 02:19 AM
She's a little fussy about her tits and whatnot. If you want to see the new stuff, and boy is there ever a shitload of it, ya gotta go sign up at http://www.chinatown-girls.com/cgi-bin/revshare/rt.cgi?revid=ctgirls1404&siteid=1
Blatant Plug, cause you asked for it! :wink:

Her tits are fake right?

steve
07-07-2002, 05:11 AM
hmmm....tits ;-)

http://www.bakithindi.com/acbars.comBodyPaintingContest20020215/Image129.jpg

http://www.bakithindi.com/acbars.comBodyPaintingContest20020215/Image025.jpg

steve
07-07-2002, 05:16 AM
hey...I am starting to realize every discussion on this board can devolve into a discussion about tits!!

mech
07-07-2002, 08:40 AM
This is an ADULT webmaster board is it not? 8)

Austin
07-07-2002, 08:51 AM
I think it has to do with your mother not breast feeding you enough. At least that is what Freud would say.

CrazyAL
07-07-2002, 08:52 AM
/pic-post I guess :shock:

eru
07-07-2002, 05:14 PM
I wanna see some ass.

Scuzz
07-10-2002, 11:49 PM
Just got another one...These guys are starting to haunt me. He Says:

"I`AM LOOKING FOR ALL ASIAN BOXING GIRLS POSING IN BOXING ATIRE OR PUNCHING
THE SPEEDBAG, OR PUNCHING THE STAND-UP BAG.IF YOU CAN SUBMIT THE PHOTOS OR
WEB SITE I WOULD APPRECIATE IT. E-MAIL ME AT N8DINE@AOL.COM THANK YOU."

I hate being yelled at. I should tell him to join one of those $100 paysites. Not that AOLiens have any $$$ left.

Austin
07-11-2002, 01:01 AM
http://fembox.stormpages.com/magazine01.html
http://fembox.stormpages.com/magazine02.html
http://fembox.stormpages.com/magazine03.html
http://fembox.stormpages.com/magazine04.html
http://fembox.stormpages.com/magazine_comic.html
http://fembox.stormpages.com/collage01.html

Austin
07-11-2002, 01:26 AM
Here are some movies:
http://www.angelfire.com/film/bhawk/movie/KNaoko_RHalmich.mpg
http://fembox.stormpages.com/movie_pv.html

here is a bbs
http://www.af.wakwak.com/~bhawk/cgi-bin/graph_bbs.cgi

these are wrestling japanese girls
http://value.zero.ad.jp/~zav34763/catfight-e.html

Austin
07-11-2002, 01:32 AM
http://www.af.wakwak.com/~bhawk/cgi-bin/graph_bbs.cgi?img=1016699368.1.JPG

steve
07-11-2002, 01:45 AM
haha...too funny, Austin!!!!!!!!

I think you better make that girl very, very happy...or else!! :?

CrazyAL
07-11-2002, 06:00 AM
I could take her, she doesn't look that tuff at all 8)

steve
07-16-2002, 07:13 AM
http://www.af.wakwak.com/~bhawk/cgi-bin/graph_bbs.cgi?img=1026131610.1.jpg

Scuzz
07-16-2002, 07:16 AM
Hey!
She's got clothes on. What is this board degenerating into?...Anyhow?

steve v2
07-28-2002, 06:51 AM
bump (I love this thread)

CrazyAL
07-28-2002, 09:16 AM
More boxing nudies please :thumb:

Austin
08-13-2002, 06:51 PM
just got this boxing girl hardcore gallery today:
http://www2.cleanadulthost.com/asian/hoh1/Thaisex06/axa-cream-sexdeck-tokyothmb-myph.htm

steve v2
08-14-2002, 08:17 AM
with out a doubt, Austin...those boxing girl links and boards were some funny shit...never even knew about them :wink:

Scuzz
09-15-2002, 11:21 PM
Back to the topic at hand....
Just got this from one of those AOLien Assholes. :pissed:
from:Kjlafleur@aol.com
please don't promote galleries with ni**ers, it is disgusting to see asian
women being polluted by these primates. any gallery with ni**ers is a bad
gallery

I'm the one that put the ** in there. :)
I sure wish some of these assholes would just DIE :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
We need more emoticons.

mech
09-16-2002, 12:13 AM
We need more emoticons.Tell me about it!
http://216.40.249.192/mysmilies/contrib/blackeye/2gunsfiring_v1.gifAOLiens

I bugged you about it before Al, now we're a 2 Man Posse, get us more emoticons!

eru
09-16-2002, 09:45 AM
Back to the topic at hand....
Just got this from one of those AOLien Assholes. :pissed:
from:Kjlafleur@aol.com
please don't promote galleries with ni**ers, it is disgusting to see asian
women being polluted by these primates. any gallery with ni**ers is a bad
gallery

I'm the one that put the ** in there. :)
I sure wish some of these assholes would just DIE :pissed: :pissed: :pissed:
We need more emoticons.

Japanese love the group of black men gang-banging a Japanese lady.

ALOTI
09-16-2002, 11:48 AM
Don't even start me up over AOL, those bastards owe me big time for their GD bogus side charges. AOL Shopping, credit protection, etc. Bastards cost me over $400 one month. Their answer "Those affiliates are not part of the AOL Family....BS! :evil: Been a year, but stiil pissed, They admitted I was deceived (charged me for stuff I did not ask for!), but cover the overdarfts...not. Hell at least my ex smiled at me when she took everything and admitted to screwing me! Sorry FUCK AOL!

Scuzz
09-16-2002, 01:19 PM
FUCK AOL!
Have you ever been to http://www.jokeaday.com ?
That's nearly the whole reason the site exists.
He hates AOLiens with a passion!.
Read some of the letters and the Dweeb letters, and the Judi awards.
You'll love it! :thumb:

ALOTI
09-16-2002, 09:19 PM
Eggggsellent :thumb: Loved it.

Thanx Scuzz

Has anyone thought what AOL really means? "Assholes On Line" maybe or Alliance Of Litigation, All Out Lame, Absolutely Offers Little...

Oh by the way, anyone need 30,000 hours free internet access? Oops make that 31,000, just got another 1,000 in the mail. Maybe I can add a store to the site and actually retail the junk! Too bad the CD's aren't RW. I would never need to buy more blanks.

LostMind
09-16-2002, 10:14 PM
All I have to say is Kiku is pretty cute but wish she didnt get the fake boobs (I'd take a AA bra size over fake anyday), aol'ers suck ass except when they purchase subscriptions, anyones who associates skin colour with ability/etc. is retarded and deserves to be shot.

eru
09-18-2002, 12:06 AM
All I have to say is Kiku is pretty cute but wish she didnt get the fake boobs (I'd take a AA bra size over fake anyday), aol'ers suck ass except when they purchase subscriptions, anyones who associates skin colour with ability/etc. is retarded and deserves to be shot.

I hate boob jobs. They don't look and FEEL as good as the real thing.

LostMind
09-18-2002, 06:14 AM
I hate boob jobs. They don't look and FEEL as good as the real thing.

100% in agreement. Too bad most asian (and many caucasian) women feel they NEED boob jobs to look good. stupid stupid stupid.

Scuzz
09-30-2002, 01:00 PM
My god! will it ever end?
http://www.jokeaday.com/aol1mm.htm

ALOTI
09-30-2002, 03:00 PM
Damn, where's my checkbook! Maybe they host too! Just think, everything under one roof! Talk about assurance of getting "well taken care of"!

Thanx Scuzz

steve v3
10-10-2002, 06:15 AM
post some more titties, please ;-)

Austin
10-11-2002, 11:51 PM
http://www.hermes-press.com/backtheattack.gif

Scuzz
10-12-2002, 12:26 AM
C'mon Austin...Put that up on Armed Conflict :lol:
Let's see what kind of reaction you get.

Austin
10-13-2002, 09:13 AM
I used to have all sorts of cool military warmongering stuff on armedconflict.com, but it was not very profitable. That's why I decided to just put "fucking hardcore freaky shit" on my old banner and go with it. Just checked my stats and in one month the site has gone from a dozen hits a day to over 90,000 yesterday. There is no shortage of horny pervs, that's 4 sure.

Scuzz
12-08-2002, 10:05 AM
Jesus! Some goddamn people!http://www.titsee.com/stuff/youass.gif
Just got this: http://www.titsee.com/stuff/Bad_Gallery_not_really.htm http://www.titsee.com/stuff/smily334.gif
I had to save it as Html, so yer gonna have to click the link to look. What a weiner!

Austin
12-11-2002, 07:34 AM
I get emails like that all the time, mostly from AOL addresses.
They must think we are digital pimps or something.

Scuzz
12-14-2002, 06:05 AM
From http://www.jokeaday.com

I read a story yesterday about the horrendous geography
skills of people. Not just Americans, though something
like 60% of people can't find Iraq on a map. ("Mr. President,
the troops are waiting outside of Indiana and waiting for your
signal to attack, sir.") Turns out 60% of people in Iran can't
find Iraq on a map, either. ("Mr. President, Iranian troops
are waiting outside of Indiana and are waiting for your signal
to open their 7-11 stores, sir.")

Anyway, the dumbest of the dumb: 11% of Americans can
NOT even find the United States on a map. ("Amanpreet,
dammit all, the USA is somewhere near Iraq and Iran, let's
just keep looking!")

And I got to thinking: 280 million people in the USA. 11%
would be about 32 million.

Isn't that how many subscribers AOL has?

Austin
12-14-2002, 07:00 AM
I finally convinced my neighbor to dump aol.
With his extra phone line he was actually paying more than I am paying for my cable modem.
He was worried he would lose his aol screen names. Boohoo!!!
That aol messenger is like a virus, it reinstalls itself on your startup menu if you ever use it. Sorta like realplayer.

ALOTI
12-14-2002, 07:22 AM
AOL is a persistant lot. Like herpes and hemoroids, keep popping up. (If you recall my earlier irratations in this thread, you will know what I am getting at here.)

After stiffing me out of a good deal of cash in overdarfts for charges I never authorized, and letters from both me an my attorney, AOL still has the balls to contact me. I got a personal letter and followup email thru my current ISP offering me three free months and discounts on hardware and software. Now this was not a form letter, they mentioned my earlier disenchantment with their "services".

Granted they do a bunch of Junk Mail, but this was directed to me personally after they were informed to remove me from any mailings "e" or otherwise. Maybe I will set a precedent and spend the $50 to get a restraining order/peace bond against them. These Anal Orifice Lickers have pissed me off again. :evil:

Austin
12-14-2002, 08:19 AM
Fucking AOL, they should send them all over to Iraq and put them in the front lines.

steve_la
01-01-2003, 09:18 AM
post some more pics of chicks with boxing gloves ;-)

actually....obtain.tv has a whole series of wrestling girls....

steve_la
01-01-2003, 09:23 AM
and...of course...the world famous "make up idols"

http://www.obtain.tv/minx/minx.html
http://www.obtain.tv/minx/minx_video.html

Scuzz
01-01-2003, 10:08 AM
and...of course...the world famous "make up idols"

http://www.obtain.tv/minx/minx.html
http://www.obtain.tv/minx/minx_video.html

What the hell was that all about? :?:
Sure wish I spoke/understood Japanese.
Talk about exploited asians. :shock:

steve_la
01-01-2003, 10:19 AM
http://www.obtain.tv/ is just a japanese porno company like SOD, etc.

the minx is a make believe idol group that are made up of porno stars...they also do porno wrestling girls, etc.

steve_la
01-01-2003, 10:23 AM
More boxing nudies please :thumb:

this is the boxing nudies thread, isn't it :lol:

ALOTI
01-15-2003, 05:50 PM
Fresh site for all us "AOL fans" :twisted:
http://www.nomoreaolcds.com/

Scuzz
10-11-2003, 07:15 PM
----- Original Message -----
From: TBAEHNER@aol.com
To: admin@Mikos-asian-thumbs.com
Sent: Saturday, October 11, 2003 12:41 PM
Subject: Bad Gallery

Killer Security is blocking your website. If you don't get them off my computer I want a refund today. This is my second e-mail. I don't see a webmaster on your site (unlike every other website).

---------My reply:----------
I've never heard of "Killer Security" are you sure it's not a program on your own computer?
Do you have a URL for it?
http://www.mikos-asian-thumbs.com does not require any sort of membership,
so I can't give you a refund on money you didn't pay
THanks,
Scuzz